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Joe Bastianich, Portobellos and Food Cost

Sometimes in this wild media world of celebrity chefery and culinary tourism, a small but important glimpse of restaurant reality flashes across the screen. This is the same reality that every serious restauranteur battles every day but isn’t seen in much of the mainstream media.

This small question was brought out by Joe Bastianich, (who along with Mario Batali, runs some of the best restaurants and pizzeria in the nation.) The forum was the Iron Chef “Battle Beans” . The target of this questioning was Iron Chef Bobby Flay.

I had just come home after wrestling a 60-pound pile of dough containing horseradish, parmesan, lemon zest and fresh dill into small 17-ounce rounds destined for my Afghani Snowshoe Na’an. Right after cleaning up in my small pizzeria, we got slammed with a late night rush and I took over the ovens to help out. Another annoyingly late night.

Just as I got home, I flopped down on my couch and turned the boob-tube on to Iron Chef America. I stared like a zombie as Mr. Flay presented his dishes with his usual cocky flair. Then I heard this. (The following experts are real and taken from the real YouTube footage. Please plug your kid’s ears at the use of “Food Cost” here-it may dissuade them from wanting to cook again.)

Joe Bastianich: “In the world of endless options on mushrooms, portobello would be the last one I would pick. Not my fave.”

Bobby Flay: (Looking unconfortable and nodding.)

Jeffery Steingarten: I like the mushroom. Now why did you dis (disrespect) the mushroom?”

Joe Bastianich: Because it’s so 1994, kinda watery, diluted, they don’t have alot of flavor and we’ve come a long way from portobellos.

Bobby Flay: (Looking more uncomfortable)

Jeffery Steingarten: “What do you use?”

Joe Bastianich: Maybe morels would have been fabulous with this because the sauce is very punchy and rich, it’s got a kinda guac (guacamole) feel on the pallette. It’s not like there is a food cost issue here in Kitchen Stadium. He chose to use the portobello.

Bobby Flay: (Now looking pissed-off, uncomfortable and “over” this whole conversation.)

Jeffery Steingarten: Well, I think it’s fine, even though it isn’t 1994. (Laughs with Mr. Flay at such a witty rebuke.)

For the first time since the old Japanese versions of Iron Chef, I stood up and applauded Joe Bastianich for showing a restauanteur’s view of how and why cuisine is sourced, cooked and presented in the real world.

What he was alluding to is that since Iron Chef is “Fantasy Island with Food,” Mr. Flay might as well pull out all the stops and use a better ingredient, say like morel or chanterelle mushrooms. Mr. Bastianich has had years of wrestling with the costs involved in serving dishes that are fabulous but make little or no profit. He obviously wanted a mushroom that was more exotic, flavorful, and expensive ,with little or no thought of what it costs. After all, it was Kitchen Stadium.

Food cost for a lowly pizzeria like mine at Avalanche, is the same as it is at Babbo, the flagship of the Bastianich/Batali fleet. Restaurants live and die with good or bad food and labor costs. In the book “Heat”, the author Bill Buford makes a big deal of Mario Batali visiting his kitchen and going through the garbage can to find usable items carelessly cut off and thrown away. Most people reading would think “Oh, how disgusting, rooting around in the garbage can!” But every person who has owned a restuarant knows that Mr. Batali did that because food cost is the key to his livelihood. Teaching the staff to respect and regard every food article as an important contributer of the restauants’ success is an ongoing process.

In honor of Mr. Bastianich and Mr. Batali, my next blog will feature some bodacious chanterelles that I just got from my favorite spot. I’m looking for some Beluga Caviar, monkfish liver and a nice 1945 Chateau Lafite Rothschild to pair them with.

Cowdery Farms Three Sisters Pizza

In my day-to-day pursuit of the perfect pizza, the same equation keeps producing the best pizzas by far: Fresh + Fresh = Great Pizza.  Luckily, I’ve got fresh in spades out here in Athens, Ohio, and today I’m out to visit Larry and Kim Cowdery at their farm on the Ohio River.

Native Americans of the Eastern part of North America learned to plant foodstuffs in the dark forests that covered much of the east coast before the arrival of …er…you know who. These farming techniques weren’t plotted around a laboratory conference table at Con Agra or Monsanto; they were employed using logic and the manipulation of Mother Earth. The three sisters (corn, beans and squash) became a tried and proven way to grow three crops in a small amount of space, each helping the growth of the others.

This is what they did. (Let’s just imagine you are there.) Look up into the canopy of the dark forest and find a large tree that, if gone, would let sunshine filter in from east to west. Listen to the empty grumble in your stomach before taking a sharp impliment like the jawbone of a deer or a broken pizza cutter and dig into the heart of the tree to kill it. Eventually after several weeks of carving at the core or heart, the tree will die without weakening the tree itself. Wait for the next season spring, loosen up the earth around the now dead tree and make mounds where the best sunlight hits. Place rotton fish, eel or a slice of anchovy pizza in each mound with corn seeds. When the corn is about 6 inches high, plant the bean seeds next to the corn and the squash seeds in and around both.

As the corn grows, it provides a natural trellis for the bean plant, whose roots in turn produce sustanance for the nitrogen hungry corn to grow. The squash plant that snakes around the ground provides shade, preventing weeds from growing and producing a “micro climate” that is moist. The prickly vines of the squash plant also prevent deer and other vermin from eating any of the sisters. Brilliant companion planting.

Larry and Kim Cowdery have the three sisters and much more. There farm is on a historical bench of land along the Ohio River and offers some of the best growing soil, as well as spectacular veiws. The Cowdery family has been farming this glorious acreage for over 100 years and I am glad to have them as my friends. Here is Larry gathering our squash for the pizza. (I misspoke when I say that the cousa squash is hollow-it’s usually hollowed out in Mediterrean cooking and stuffed with lots of stuff.)

And here is a quick video with a weird looking squash. (No…you with your filthy mind!)

Well, I’ve gotten all my corn, squash and beans and am heading home to make a great pizza. I am torn between making a sauce out of the corn but have decided to steal some great looking, first-of-the-year tomatoes that the Cowdery’s have in their greenhouse. Before we go to make this great pizza, here is another video about the insect that makes all this squash possible, the wild bee.

In planning this pizza, I must do as the Native Americans have done with the companion planting. Every component must compliment each other. This is really no easy task since I have four different kinds of squash. (Zucchini, Yellow, and Mediterranian or Cousa squash.)

I did get a little fancy with the squash/zucchini weave. It’s a real eye-opener but you don’t have to do it.

For the dough: use the Easy Pizza Dough Recipe and reserve one dough ball whilst freezing the other for later use.

For the beans and tomato:

1 large ear of sweet corn or 2 small ones (enough to make 3/4 cup)

6 to 8 large fresh stringless beans

8 basil leaves

1 teaspoon extra virgin olive oil

1 teaspoon red wine vinegar

1/2 teaspoon sugar

1/2 teaspoon salt

6 cherry tomatoes

Cut the ends off of the beans then cut through the bean lengthwise to halve it. Cut the halves again into quarters and place in bowl. Add the vinegar, sugar and chopped basil. Cut and quarter the cherry tomatoes and toss with beans. Let sit to macerate. The juices will develop and meld the flavors.

For the zucchini and yellow squash weave:

1 tablespoon extra virgin olive oil

1 medium zucchini and 1 medium yellow squash,  sliced thinly either on mandoline or with knife

1 pinch salt

Half a medium fresh mozzarella ball

Heat a saute pan on high heat, add teaspoon olive oil and cook all zucchini and yellow squash slices for 1.5 minutes on each side until just limp. You may add more oil each time you cook. Place on plate and cool in the fridge.

When the slices are cool, cut 1/4 of an inch from the skin inward by slicing vertically on a cutting board. Reserve the inside of the slices. Place the sliced skin threads next to each other in a green-yellow pattern and continue until you have a 4 to 5 inch line up. Starting at one end, weave another thread over the yellow and under the green threads that are running opposite. After about 3 rows, you can now pull the threads toward yourself bending them over for an easier weave. This process is very tedius and may drive you insane unless you get into a “weave-groove” as I call it. The result is spectacular and worth it. The sharp point of a knife will help tremendously in picking up each strand. Make sure all strands are woven together tightly.

When you have an approximate a 4 or 5 inch square, take a round cutter and, using a sharp knife, cut a circle. Place the zucchini weaving on half of a salted mozzarella ball. (For better results, I put a small basil leaf, then salt before draping with the weave. Reserve for later.

For the corn mix:

Shuck the corn and place upright on a cutting board. Cut the kernels off and place in a bowl. Take the inside of the zucchini and squash and run your knife down the length of them, making a fettucini. Add to bowl and reserve for topping.

For cousa and pattypan squash:

Peel the cousa squash and then cut into 4 inch logs. Insert filet knife into center and cut out the middle. Cut the cousa rounds thinly (about 1/16 of an inch). Cut the stalk end off of the pattypan squash and cut the same thickness.

Topping the Pizza:

After rolling out a 10 to 12 inch round pizza dough disc, place it on parchment paper. Top with the corn and squash strips. Place the mozzarella and Gruyere on top. Arrange the cousa and pattypan around the pie, trying not to overlap for better cooking. Place the bean, basil and tomato mix on top.

Slide an upside-down cookie sheet into the oven, then slide the pie onto the preheated sheet pan. Cook for approximately 9 minutes, then put the zucchini weave and mozzarella ball in the middle (just enough time to soften up the cheese.) Cook for 2 more minutes or until the bottom is just getting dark brown and the outside crust is getting golden. Serve to a curious cat as soon as possible.