Posts Tagged ‘Bruno di Fabio’

Giuseppe, the Mystery Greens and the Pope

While I was in Positano, Italy back in April, the master of the house, Giuseppe, invited me into the kitchen to show me what he had just brought in. With my luck, I was expecting a small goat or lamb that needed killing. No such luck. It was a bunch of green stalks with buds and yellow flowers.

“Looks like weeds.” I said to him, which was like saying it to myself because he barely understand English.

My trusty translater Bruno di Fabio was gone (probably buying dinner for his judges at  the World Pizza Championships to give him a high score) so I had to muddle through my total ingnorance of Italian. Giuseppe sat down and pulled the leaves off on some newspapers while I watched.

“So…(I always start off all my Italian communication this way) what is that?”  ” Quanto?”

“Maybe rocket, eh? But not,” he said, and looked down.

He shoved a stem in my face and I bravely bit off the end-stalk: flower, buds, leaves and all. I looked at the empathetic scrunch his face made as I was greeted by a bodacious bitterness not unlike the poke of “Poke salad Annie-gator got yer granny…” fame.

“No,” Giuseppe said, taking a leaf and putting it into his mouth. I was the good little monkey and did the same. Wow. The leaf was arugula-like in its pepperiness but not as bitter.

“Arugula?”

“No, maybe …ehhh… broccoletti?” By this time, my fine companions were calling me at the top of the cliff  at the beginning of the driveway.

“Broccoli? I don’t think so,” I thought. “Well, I’ve gotta go,” I said,  looking down at Giuseppe. This time I saw a picture of the Pope on the page under the stems.

“Il Popo.” I said as I pointed.

“Si.” Giuseppe nodded and pushed aside the greens so the pope could peer out at us.

I never did find out how Giuseppe prepared these mystery greens. We had to leave for the north that day. As we drove those winding roads again, I said goodbye to Positano, Giuseppe, Gilda the Amalfi coast and the Pope.

How could you even want to leave a place like Positano or as great a bed and breakfast as “Holiday House Gilda?”

When I got back home to Athens, Ohio, I saw these pictures and was determined to find out what this was. I finally gave up but then got out Stalking the Wild Asparagus by Euell Gibbons, which helped me forage for my previous blog entry, “Wild and Local Springtime Pizza.” On page 226, there it was . Wintercress.

Euell articulated how as he sees the first sign of spring outside Philidelphia when the Italians walking along the roadside to gather wintercress.

“BINGO!” I screamed, throwing the book down and scaring my family half to death. “Wintercress, Upland Cress, Yellow Rocket, Scurvy Grass, Belle Isle Cress, Wild Broccoli. Holy Cr… er crud, Giuseppe was right!”

So wintercress it is. Next year, in March I have committed to make an Avalanche pizza with wintercress on it. Thanks Giuseppe. Oh, and thanks, Mr. Pope.

The World Pizza Championships, Italy

Long ago, conquering Roman generals would arrive home in a golden chariot after battling the Visagoths or Lilliputians or Sythians. This triumphant parade included all the booty aquired from these vanquished enemies including gold, silver, slaves and pizza. Also riding on this chariot with the victorious general were two slaves, one to steer and one, to hold a golden crown and whisper in the general’s ear: “All glory is fleeting.” “All glory is fleeting.”

As I got on the flight from Milan to New York after the World Pizza Championships, I had a vision of that same slave whispering in my ear.  “Bruno’s pizza was better, you lost, he won.” “Bruno beat you, your pizza sucked, you lost…”

The Goon’s “Pizza Metro al Gilda,” with marinated fresh anchovy, Parmesano Reggiano, fresh buffalo mozzarella, cherry tomato, Amalfi Coast asparagus and crushed roasted almonds. A Fabulolus pizza but not a winner.

Yes, my supposed friend, Bruno di Fabio, won “Best pizza in the U.S.A.” for the second time in 2 years. This title is bestowed upon the highest score entered for the Pizza Classico segment of the contest. I must admit that my pizza Classico was terrible compared to his. (I made a fatal error the morning before the contest by re-balling my dough, thinking I had enough time for the dough to bounce back to workable form. I was wrong.)  Bruno cooked his pizza early on and had momentum on his side. His dough was popping at the perfect time, which made pizza spectacular.

Bruno finishing his Pizza Teglio or pan pizza, with spicy salami, Cherignola olives, crushed tomato, Grande cheese and fresh Burrata cheese, then basking in the glow of European television.

Tony Gemignani’s pizza classico was also really rockin’ as well, as were all the other Americans on our team.

Now, I could never be described as a sore loser, (My massive amount of experience at losing has elevated my loser’s persona to doctoral heights.) I gotta tell you that it just hurts. You travel with a guy for a whole week, give him help, advice, prop up his ego constantly, answer his stupid questions about food and life, and what do you get?  Beaten by him. Never again Bruno, I’m never gonna do dough late into the night with you like some zombie-baker. Never again am I going to be your fall guy and sneak into snobby Italian hotel kitchens to saute your stinkin’ garlic at 4 a.m. or take those freakin’ seeds out of your San Marzano tomatoes. I’m never gonna cut your fresh mozzarella into cubes again, or grate your Parmesan into little paper-thin curlies the way you like it . It’s over Holmes. Next time YOU are gonna be the slave whispering in my ear.

O.K., enough about me and that backstabbing friend of mine. This morning, I cut my finger really bad, slicing through napa cabbage with my 1920’s era high-carbon steel Dexter. I am lucky to even have that digit. So, I can’t type well and do not have the time mess around with more stories.

Here are some pictures from the championship. They really do speak louder than words. I will have some great video of acrobatics as soon as I can figure out how to edit from my new video camera.

Pizza on Earth! (I stole that from Pizza Therapy)